Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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