he puts the penis in happiness.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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