Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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