where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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