No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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