Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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