We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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