the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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