Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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