Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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