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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said

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  she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to

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  You KNEW her power was out...

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.

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  dollar well spent

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• (716): View more from New York

  Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop

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• (415): View more from California

  The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever

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• (661): View more from California

  It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS

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  That's me emphasizing the ridiculous

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF

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