i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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