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(312): View more from Illinois

Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.

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(407): View more from Florida

You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld

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(706): View more from Georgia

so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess

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(507): View more from Minnesota

We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.

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(972): View more from Texas

Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.

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(586): View more from Michigan

It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA

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(816): View more from Missouri

She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors

(660): View more from Missouri

You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?

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