I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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