I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize