3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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