Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
A+ Viking dick
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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