I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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