he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
why is half of my head shaved?
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