youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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