Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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