But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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