No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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