Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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