just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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