What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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