i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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