She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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