it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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