people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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