I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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