i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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