Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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