He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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