well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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