Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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