And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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