You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I want to fling myself into the sun
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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