their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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