Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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