I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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