After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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