How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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