boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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