just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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