i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm having to shit out rocks
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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