You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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