I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
And the cops told us we were all naked.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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