Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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