so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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