My sheets look like a crime scene.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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