it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
