Can Purell be used as lube?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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