found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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